For What It's Worth

For What It's Worth

Friday, November 30, 2018

the friday 5



Tis the season….for weird toys.

I watch the Cartoon Network a lot and once the holiday season kicks in the toy commercials come out in full force but I thought these games were a little odd. lol

1

CHOW CROWN
Hasbro

“Playing with your food just got a whole new spin! It's Chow Crown from Hasbro Gaming. Fit your food on the forks and set the crown spinning. Can you gobble it up before the music stops? It's fast-paced crow-chomping action. “


So musical chairs but with food??
It just seems so messy lol
I think I would rather save my money and just toss food into someone’s mouth like a seal lol

2

PIMPLE PETE
Spin Master

“Combining a little “yuck” factor with a lot of fun factor, Pimple Pete is the pressure-packed, pimple popping game perfect for some gross-out fun on family game night. Pimple Pete’s face is covered with pimples and he needs your help “popping” them. There’s so, so many pimples – which one should you “pop”? Turn the spinner and the arrow will land on his forehead, left cheek, right cheek or chin. Choose a squishy pimple from that area and ever so carefully twist and wiggle the pimple out. Earn 1, 2 or 3 points for every pimple you extract depending on the level of difficulty. Don’t yank too hard or you might set off the Mega-Zit filled with water on his nose. “


One word. EWWWWWWW

3

CATCH THE FOX
Goliath

“uh oh -the Fox is in the hen house! This greedy fox is snapping up the chickens and stuffing them into his pockets. But when there are too many chickens, his pants will fall down and the chickens will escape! Roll the die to see how many chickens to add into the fox’s pockets, and push his head one time. Before you know it, the fox will lose his pants and the chickens will roll everywhere! Rescue the chickens and return them to your chicken coop. Be the first player to fill up your coop to win!“


So the goal is to pants a fox? Sounds a little pervy lol

And the fox isn't actually stealing chickens because you put them in his pants. He's being set up!

I'm overthinking this aren't I?? 😂

I watched a video review for this one and it seems overly complicated and slow going lol

4

DON’T STEP IN IT
Hasbro

“Be careful not to poop out while playing this hilarious game with messy consequences! Put on a blindfold, spin the spinner, and then take that many steps across the game mat. But watch out! Little piles of compound, molded in the shape of poop have been strategically placed on the mat. Sometimes players will have to add a poop, remove a poop, or even re-arrange the poops along the mat. Who can avoid the number twos to be number one to win?”


Twister but with poop?

Or I invite you could come to my back yard, barefoot, I'll blindfold you, and try to avoid stepping in dog poop if you're really feeling adventurous.

5

TOILET TROUBLE
Hasbro Gaming

“Which flush will cause the gush in Toilet Trouble?! Share some hilarious and suspense-filled moments as players take turns spinning the toilet paper roll, flushing the toilet handle, and hoping they don't get sprayed with water!”


Suspense filled!!!
Hilarious!
Or….you could just not stick your head close to the toilet and avoid getting splashed.

  💩💩  I know kids love potty humor – and in the case of two of these games – literal potty humor – but picking pimples, stepping in poop, getting sprayed by toilet water??

But I don’t have kids so you tell me – yay or nay?

Have you played any of these games?

24 comments:

  1. I have been so out of touch with children's toys (my kid is turning 24 soon). These toys are so interesting, because like the fox, reminds me of ants in your pants, and hmmm, moving poop with your feet and popping pimples. The games were definitely less gross when my daughter was small.

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    1. I had totally forgotten about ants int he pants! And Cooties lol

      I don't know about games that involve bodily functions although I'm sure kids LOVE them.

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  2. oh my dear lord! I would have NEVER thought or dare to set up a musical chairs game with foo!! LOL because I hate messes BUT it does seem FUN! :)

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    1. I love to eat but that's too messy for me lol

      There's also a pie in your face game where you basically throw whipped cream in peoples faces and I'm just like but....so messy. Do you need to play on a big plastic mat? Or does whipped cream get all over your furniture??

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  3. Its not often that I'm at a loss for words but, well, I'm at a loss for words. I'm not sure if these are available in the UK (I'll have to check, I'm intrigued) but they certainly haven't been advertised on TV.

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    1. I was able to make you speechless. What an accomplishment lol

      There seems to be no end to these types of games so clearly I'm in the minority being baffled by them.

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  4. Quote: "Twister but with poop?"
    I actually had to laugh out loud at this one! And its segue..."Or I invite you could come to my back yard, barefoot, and try to avoid stepping in dog poop if you're really feeling adventurous." You should sue them for copying the game's template from your backyard! 🤣

    These are all...you know...gross (except the last one who's just plain stupid), but Pimple Pete takes the cake...🤢 Thank you for the laugh though!

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    1. I didn't realize that I had a potential money making game right in my backyard!

      Pimple Pete was the one that grossed me out the most. It's just gross.

      And why would you want to be sprayed by toilet water?? Even for laughs (& knowing it's plain water) and you can just - you know....not put your face near it?? Go get some fresh air and play with the hose in the backyard if you really want to get wet!

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  5. What the actual hell? I don’t have kids so obviously I’m out of it when it comes to what’s in but seriously? It’s like, games have to be gross to be fun or entertaining? Pimple popping, poop, and toilet water... OMG I’m just speechless. Thank goodness I have no kids asking for this crap. LOL

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    1. lol Same. If I had kids I would be like here...go in the backyard and scoop poop, here's a brush - clean the toilet if you're looking for gross fun. Bahahahaha

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  6. No kids, but I wouldn't get them even if my nephews begged me. I'm guessing Operation and Hungry Hippos are tres passe now, huh? LOL

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    1. I guess games have to involve bodily fluids these days to be fun lol

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  7. I've never played any of them but I've seen some real weird ones when my grandson is over watching cartoons.

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    1. Gross out humor is always popular but ewwww with some of these.

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  8. What the heck with Pimple Pete! When I was growing up we had a game called Girl Talk that came with zit stickers and that grossed me out, but this is way worse. XD

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    1. After this post - I found another one where you pick noses. WTF??

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  9. Ok that chow crown looks so weird but I kind of also want to try it, haha. The pimple one is just gross. I love that the fox into stealing chickens by *putting them into his pockets* lol. These are some really weird games.

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    1. Out of all them that's the one I would try because...food lol

      I have questions about the fox game haha

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  10. Wow, those are very odd games indeed! I don't think I will get any of those for my son though with boys that age the grosser the better. Not to me though lol

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    1. Yeah - I understand that kids probably love these lol

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  11. Omg yes tv in the morning is filled with those! The most stupid so far was a trashcan you play with. It catches your trash and I was all wtf

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  12. Oh my goodness some of these are so weird but then at the same time they also sound so fun xD

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  13. Ha! No kids here or in my life at all so never seen any of these. I think I'm okay with that! And where the heck did the Fox's pants go?!!

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